this sex game is about fun and safetyaight yall im back man forreal this time im a lil rusty so bear wit me on it aight. now yall niggas was fakin on me so i had to wait and accumulate some mental queries on what i was gon deliver unto yall for the new protip. and its the new year yall man we on some whole nother other shit you feel me we gon crank it up a notch in 2012 no holds barred, you feel me.
now i know wen yall hear dis yall gon be like “woah woah woah my nigga hol up das dirty das some straight white folk shit bruh the fuk is you on.” but trust me niggas and lady niggas yall got 2 hear me out wen i say this man. yall talmbout yall a lady in da streets but a freak in da sheets but u aint never let a nigga suck on the booty hole tho? aint even let a nigga get a taste of the booty nectar? das jus a gotdamn shame u a dam lie n u no it.
now it aint dat hard yall jus do lil one two switcharoo and you there. like nigga cmon you down there eatin da pussy like a fuckin ethiopian child just got a care package from his american penpal nigga just gon head slip da tongue out slip da finger in da pussy and slither yo ass down to da durty south my nigga its dat simple. trus me it aint as bad as u think but u gotta mke sur ur bitch is clean bruh mak sur she wash befor u get up in dat cuz one u ther aint no turnin bak u got 2 commit.
now ladies, and maybe even da fellas i no yall freaky 2, yall need to wipe and wash ya ass thuroly okay man pleas do it for me do it for yaself do it for ya gurl but most importantly do it for da lord man. cleanliness is next to godliness so if ur booty hole look like a peruvian slum den nigga u got 2 be sumwhere near osama at da very least and dat nigga is like da antichrist bruh yont wna be there. scrub dat shit clean get all da poo flecks n poo residue (i call it residoodoo) outcha ass bruh n make sur u get up in da hole to u got 2 penetrate bruh got to get up in da shit a finger jus rub it round get da doodoo outcha butt man. wip out da brillo pad mang just scrub dat shit iont care if u got 2 bleed 4 it bruhs and lady bruhs just get it brawny man bald head clean ya got 2. if ya dont aint no body not even ya own dam mama gon wanna see yo ass and i mean ass as a whole like no 1 will associate wit ya cuz ya ass is full a cosby kids man (didnt 1 of dem die? rip to da dead one)
do this and its all gravy cuz mang once u get to da booty bruh omg bruh its like da holy grail da assholey grail my nigga. its da fountain of youth in bootyhole form shawty im tryn tell ya. it dont taste like nothin special but mang da bitch gon go wild. bitch gon go into anaphalactic shock cuz u done tossed a salad so dam good bruh. n dont be fraid to slip da tung in man its aight aint nothin gon bite aint no monsters or gremlins in der bruh i promise u i aint neva lied 2 u.
u jus eat da ass like u eat da pussy. put sum tung in it a lil finga but use sum lubricant saliva lube lotion vasaline nigga sumthin cuz da booty aint got no natural excrement scept poop so bring ya own wen ya in da coal mines aight cuz shits gon get wild n u aint got time to hit da chinese corna store n figur out wich one best suits ur endeavors for da night. so put a lil spit on ya finger rub it on da outside of da bootyhole den put sum mo on it den slip it right on in. its jus like a real tight pussy nigga so go 2 town on da bitch mang eat da shit like yaint neva even heard of food befor nigga act like u in pie eatin contest nigga kobayashi dat bitch bootyhole u feel me (ayo shoutouts 2 my nigga kobayashi mang da best nigga to eva eat a damn hebrew national wuddup!)
man aint nuthin rong wit da bootyhole i promise da booty nectar will renew and revitalize ya skin and ya pours n shit i red dat shit on like da discuvry channel website or sum shit bruh man and dey cited in mla format so u no its tru bruh so jus dig deep in dat shit mang dont be fraid nigga its a war out here for da pussy n da soldiers das willin to go da xtra mile (or like 1/2 inch to da bootyhole) is gon get da purple heart n maybe da bitch my even drop u sum purple dro 2 nigga ionno yall gon hav 2 negotiate on dat 1 bruh
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